Health/Education - One Off Mugs

I Graduated - Can I go back to bed.

I Hate Maths

Reminiscent of Rocky Horror

I meant to behave...

I meant to behave...

This is what an awesome Teacher looks like.

If at first you don't succeed .....

If at first you don't succeed, give up and drink more coffee

Best Teacher EVER

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow

Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something nasty to say about you

"Daddy. How much does it cost to get married?".

The Third Law of Applied Terror

Failure is not the opposite of success it is part of Success

Once upon a time when a 'Window' was just a square hole in a room

When I was a boy my momma would

Go fetch the stick boy that's a good chap....

If people on council estates took to the streets to hunt down a helpless animal

If you don't need a mask because God will protect you

It's Rude Nose Day in the Workhouse, the snow is falling fast

Empty your fat purses

Pooh Bear and Piglet Silhouette

Workers need a pay rise

Wake me so I can catch my bus

Congratulations on getting out of bed

Grade 8 - A Drumming Career beckons

One minute you're Young and Cool

Wine is cheaper than Therapy

An apple a day keeps anyone away

Fast Fashion isn't Free. Someone somewhere is paying

My male brain has too many tabs open

PRACTICAL ADVICE - If all the toilets in your house are occupied

Good Luck in convincing your new neighbours that you are normal

The Best Dentist in the molar system

Gareth - How to find out if you are old

Patrick - Goodbye Tension Hello Pension

Apparently I snore so loudly

I started out with nothing

The difference at the pump is the number not just the colour

Please could someone give me a push

Patients are not dying because of the Strikes!

They hang the man and flog the woman that steal the goose from off the common

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple......

Look at all them stars Mike - What do you think it means

What has six wheels and flies

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap

I'm in the Hospital Emergency Room - I don't want to bore you with the details